I am Michael Montez, but you can call me “Large Mocha”

I was born behind an Orange Curtain, raised outside the City of Angels, was fired in Sin City, and found love in the Rose City (my current home). I studied advertising but I prefer the digital medium. My 2001 resolution is to keep this page updated regularly.

I studied advertising and marketing and am a web designer and web developer by trade (whatever that means). My hobbies include photography and stand-up comedy. My favorite color combination is: #5F5F5F, #519D00, #9F5DA5, #F0F0F0. It looks great on my #6C4C1C skin.

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