I am Michael Montez, but you can call me “Large Mocha”
I was born behind an Orange Curtain, raised outside the City of Angels, was fired in Sin City, and found love in the Rose City (my current home). I studied advertising but I prefer the digital medium. My 2011 resolution is to redefine my web presence…let me know how I’m doing at michaelmontez.com
The Michael Montez Interview
Were you named after anyone?
Thank you for asking. Yes, in fact I was named after someone. His name was…what was his name…oh well, doesn’t matter. What matters is that he was my fathers brother (commonly referred to as an uncle). He died in a car accident before I was born and because of that, I never met him or her.
Where are you living these days?
I could tell you, but then I would have to kill you. Not because my location is a secret, I just enjoy killing people. But seriously, I will kill you after you read this. Or you can find me living in Portland, Oregon’s South Waterfront district (neighborhood/slum).
If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Wow, I was not expecting that question. You really know how to get to someone’s soul Oprah. I would have to ask you the following question, are we talking about a case of 8, 16, 24, 48, 64, 96, or 120? In any case (no pun intended) I would be Orange and that is only because I love bananas.
What is your favorite cereal?
When I was younger, I loved KIX (it was for kids after all). As I have grown older, I realized that KIX also come in a generic bag version and that bag version is what my mom bought. So now I think that maybe we were kinda broke and bought poor people food. So now when I see a bowl of KIX all I can think is, “are we having breakfast at a soup kitchen?” When I started to go to friends houses, they often had Cap’n Crunch (in the box – I checked) and they seemed happy so my favorite cereal is Cap’n Crunch.
Coming Soon: Are you involved in any sports? If yes, which ones?
Coming Soon: Tell us about your immediate family.
Coming Soon: When you drink, how many do you normally have?